Breaking up is infinitely hard
Posted by tpc at January 24th, 2009
I was reading this light-hearted article by jeremy au yong in the local papers. It’s mainly about how the economy is bad and he was retrenching his girlfriend. As compensation he offered a gift.
The value of this gift will be determined by using the formula $15 x years of service + cube root of pi, differentiated over the limit of zero to infinity.
Something is wrong right? Does he mean integrated rather than differentiated, since nobody differentiates over a range. As the only variable is y for years of service, does he mean
![\displaystyle \int_0^\infty (15 y + \sqrt[3]\pi ) dy = \infty. \displaystyle \int_0^\infty (15 y + \sqrt[3]\pi ) dy = \infty.](/blog/latexrender/pictures/3c1f7028f172be37524216119173e70d.gif)
Well, how does one pay off this infinite debt? Once again, mathematics to the rescue. He can pay his girlfriend 1 cent today, 1/2 cent tomorrow and 1/3 cent the day after …

